1 00:00:08,551 --> 00:00:10,000 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:10,034 --> 00:00:11,793 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:11,827 --> 00:00:13,517 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:13,551 --> 00:00:15,517 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:15,551 --> 00:00:18,103 - ♪ OHH... 6 00:00:18,137 --> 00:00:20,620 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:20,655 --> 00:00:22,655 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,689 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,379 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:26,413 --> 00:00:28,689 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,206 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:30,241 --> 00:00:32,862 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:32,896 --> 00:00:34,586 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,620 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:36,655 --> 00:00:38,551 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:38,586 --> 00:00:40,517 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:40,551 --> 00:00:41,758 - SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:44,068 SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:46,517 [laughing] 20 00:00:46,551 --> 00:00:48,827 ♪ 21 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:50,275 [waves crashing] 22 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:09,103 radio announcer: GOOD MORNING, BIKINI BOTTOM! 23 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:11,137 IT IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY TODAY 24 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:14,000 BECAUSE WE'VE GOT THE NEW SINGLE FROM BOYS WHO CRY, 25 00:01:14,034 --> 00:01:16,000 IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU. 26 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,793 - ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, GIRL 27 00:01:18,827 --> 00:01:21,275 ♪ ON YOUR 16TH BIRTHDAY 28 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:23,620 ♪ WE'LL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU, GIRL ♪ 29 00:01:23,655 --> 00:01:26,689 ♪ EVERYONE HAS TO DO JUST WHAT YOU SAY ♪ 30 00:01:26,724 --> 00:01:30,517 ♪ YOU'LL GET YOUR VERY OWN SPOTLIGHT TONIGHT ♪ 31 00:01:30,551 --> 00:01:32,827 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU 32 00:01:32,862 --> 00:01:35,172 ♪ YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT PEARL 33 00:01:35,206 --> 00:01:37,241 ♪ YOU'RE THE BIRTHDAY GIRL 34 00:01:37,275 --> 00:01:39,827 - YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. 35 00:01:39,862 --> 00:01:40,827 - ♪ YEAH, PEARL 36 00:01:40,862 --> 00:01:44,137 - ON MY 16TH BIRTHDAY. 37 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:47,344 I WANT MUSIC AND CLOTHES AND SHINY THINGS. 38 00:01:47,379 --> 00:01:50,275 SO GIVE IT UP RIGHT AWAY. 39 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,517 EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD 40 00:01:52,551 --> 00:01:55,172 THEY HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME. 41 00:01:55,206 --> 00:01:57,172 IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, ME... 42 00:01:57,206 --> 00:01:58,655 AND GUESS WHO. 43 00:01:58,689 --> 00:01:59,724 ME! 44 00:01:59,758 --> 00:02:02,172 [all gasp] 45 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:03,344 [gasps] 46 00:02:03,379 --> 00:02:04,793 crash! 47 00:02:04,827 --> 00:02:06,586 - NEPTUNE'S TREASURES! 48 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:08,344 - MORNING, DADDY. 49 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:10,689 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T PREFER A ROOM 50 00:02:10,724 --> 00:02:11,689 ON THE GROUND FLOOR? 51 00:02:11,724 --> 00:02:13,517 - OH, DADDY. 52 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:16,862 I'M JUST EXCITED BECAUSE TOMORROW'S A VERY SPECIAL DAY. 53 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:17,862 - [gulps] 54 00:02:17,896 --> 00:02:19,172 IT IS? 55 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,827 OH, I MEAN, IT IS! 56 00:02:21,862 --> 00:02:23,689 VERY SPECIAL! 57 00:02:23,724 --> 00:02:26,517 VERY, VERY SPECIAL INDEED. 58 00:02:26,551 --> 00:02:29,034 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT DAY TOMORROW IS, DO YOU? 59 00:02:29,068 --> 00:02:30,034 - NONE AT ALL. 60 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:33,517 - IT'S MY 16TH BIRTHDAY! 61 00:02:33,551 --> 00:02:34,724 - I KNEW THAT. 62 00:02:34,758 --> 00:02:37,172 HOW COULD YOU THINK I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT? 63 00:02:37,206 --> 00:02:38,655 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE, 12? 64 00:02:38,689 --> 00:02:40,758 - I'M GOING TO BE 16! 65 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:44,344 IT'S ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT BIRTHDAY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 66 00:02:44,379 --> 00:02:46,862 IF I DON'T HAVE A COMPLETELY AWESOME PARTY, 67 00:02:46,896 --> 00:02:49,689 MY WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL REPUTATION WILL COLLAPSE. 68 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:50,862 I'LL HAVE TO DROP OUT. 69 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:52,172 I WON'T GO OFF TO COLLEGE. 70 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,620 I'LL NEVER LEAVE HOME. 71 00:02:53,655 --> 00:02:56,586 YOU'LL HAVE TO SUPPORT ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 72 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,068 - [gasps] 73 00:02:58,103 --> 00:03:00,517 WELL, WE DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. 74 00:03:00,551 --> 00:03:03,758 - THEN PROMISE ME YOU'LL GIVE ME A REAL PARTY THIS YEAR. 75 00:03:03,793 --> 00:03:05,896 AND DON'T BE CHEAP. 76 00:03:05,931 --> 00:03:07,655 [bell ringing] 77 00:03:07,689 --> 00:03:09,172 HI, GIRLS. 78 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:10,172 - HI, PEARL. 79 00:03:10,206 --> 00:03:11,448 - ARE YOU GUYS COMING 80 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,862 TO MY TOTALLY CORAL BIRTHDAY PARTY TOMORROW? 81 00:03:13,896 --> 00:03:15,275 - I DON'T KNOW, PEARL. 82 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:18,517 IS THIS GOING TO BE AS TOTALLY CORAL AS LAST YEAR 83 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:22,241 WHEN YOUR DAD PASSED OUT PAPER CLIPS AS PARTY FAVORS? 84 00:03:22,275 --> 00:03:23,655 [girls laugh] 85 00:03:23,689 --> 00:03:26,000 - REMEMBER THE TIME WE ALL HAD TO SHARE ONE BALLOON? 86 00:03:26,034 --> 00:03:27,172 PLEASE. 87 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:29,172 - REMEMBER THE PONY RIDE? 88 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:31,827 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW HE RUINS THIS YEAR. 89 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:33,827 [laughing] 90 00:03:33,862 --> 00:03:37,000 - [sobbing] 91 00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:38,103 DADDY! 92 00:03:38,137 --> 00:03:39,103 [rumbling] - UH-OH. 93 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:41,724 EVERYBODY, BRACE FOR IMPACT! 94 00:03:41,758 --> 00:03:43,655 [rumbling and sobbing, customers screaming] 95 00:03:43,689 --> 00:03:46,034 TELL ME YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TOTALLY CORAL 96 00:03:46,068 --> 00:03:48,206 PLANNED FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 97 00:03:48,241 --> 00:03:50,827 - NOW, NOW, DON'T SNAP YOUR MIZZENMAST. 98 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:52,517 EVERYTHING IS ALL SET. 99 00:03:52,551 --> 00:03:55,034 WHY, I'VE ALREADY GOT THE PARTY FAVORS: 100 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,344 BUBBLE WRAP! 101 00:03:57,379 --> 00:04:00,206 THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE A BLAST. 102 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:03,413 - DADDY, YOU RUINED ALL MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES. 103 00:04:03,448 --> 00:04:05,241 BUT YOU BETTER NOT RUIN THIS ONE. 104 00:04:05,275 --> 00:04:07,413 NOW, PROMISE ME YOU WON'T BE CHEAP. 105 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:08,827 - [gulps] I PROMISE. 106 00:04:08,862 --> 00:04:09,827 - GOOD. 107 00:04:09,862 --> 00:04:12,586 BECAUSE I MADE A LIST. 108 00:04:14,862 --> 00:04:20,000 NOW, I WANT EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST AT MY PARTY. 109 00:04:20,034 --> 00:04:21,689 BYE. 110 00:04:21,724 --> 00:04:24,689 I'LL BE AT THE MALL WITH MY FRIENDS. 111 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:25,827 - SPONGEBOB! 112 00:04:25,862 --> 00:04:27,000 - YES, MR. KRABS? 113 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,344 - WHILE I PLAN THE PARTY, 114 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:30,000 I WANT YOU TO BUY PEARL'S PRESENT. 115 00:04:30,034 --> 00:04:31,172 HERE YOU GO, BOY. 116 00:04:31,206 --> 00:04:32,827 - WHAT'S THIS, MR. KRABS? 117 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:33,620 - IT'S ME CREDIT CARD. 118 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:35,413 YOU USE IT INSTEAD OF MONEY. 119 00:04:35,448 --> 00:04:38,344 - I CAN BUY STUFF WITH JUST THIS PIECE OF PLASTIC? 120 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:39,793 I DON'T NEED MONEY? 121 00:04:39,827 --> 00:04:41,689 - EXACTLY. - WHOA. 122 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:44,344 - NOW REMEMBER, NOTHING'S TOO GOOD FOR ME LITTLE PEARL. 123 00:04:44,379 --> 00:04:46,379 I WANTED TO GIVE HER NOTHING, 124 00:04:46,413 --> 00:04:48,344 [mocking tone] BUT SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR THAT. 125 00:04:48,379 --> 00:04:50,689 NOW FOLLOW HER AROUND AND SEE WHAT SHE LIKES. 126 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,827 YOU KNOW, DO SOME DETECTIVE WORK. 127 00:04:52,862 --> 00:04:54,172 - DETECTIVE WORK. 128 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,896 I'M GOING UNDERCOVER. 129 00:04:58,724 --> 00:05:00,655 - SO THAT'S WHEN MARCIE TOLD ME 130 00:05:00,689 --> 00:05:03,551 THAT JULIE SAID THAT ANGELA DID LIKE BRAD. 131 00:05:03,586 --> 00:05:05,413 - OH. 132 00:05:05,448 --> 00:05:07,241 - ANGELA LIKES BRAD. 133 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:08,482 - OH, MY GOSH! 134 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,344 THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN 135 00:05:10,379 --> 00:05:12,482 IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 136 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:16,620 - I'D LIKE TO BUY THAT PIECE OF PLASTIC 137 00:05:16,655 --> 00:05:18,482 WITH THIS PIECE OF PLASTIC. 138 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:21,241 - MR. KRABS, HUH? 139 00:05:21,275 --> 00:05:22,655 QUICK. HOW DO YOU SPELL "KRABS"? 140 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:23,862 - UM... 141 00:05:23,896 --> 00:05:25,448 I'M PRETTY SURE IT HAS A "B" IN IT. 142 00:05:25,482 --> 00:05:28,241 - CLOSE ENOUGH. 143 00:05:28,275 --> 00:05:29,241 HERE YOU GO, KID. 144 00:05:29,275 --> 00:05:30,793 - THAT'S IT? HUH. 145 00:05:30,827 --> 00:05:33,586 I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE WORKINGS OF HIGH FINANCE. 146 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:34,758 - WOW. 147 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:37,000 THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN 148 00:05:37,034 --> 00:05:38,724 IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 149 00:05:38,758 --> 00:05:40,724 GLITTER GLOSS. 150 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:41,551 - OH, NO. 151 00:05:41,586 --> 00:05:43,068 I BOUGHT THE WRONG PRESENT. 152 00:05:43,103 --> 00:05:45,000 - PEARL, YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS. 153 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:46,586 - COMING, JUDY. 154 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:47,655 - OH... 155 00:05:47,689 --> 00:05:49,517 HMM... 156 00:05:49,551 --> 00:05:51,758 HUH? 157 00:05:51,793 --> 00:05:55,241 - NOW, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE GREATEST PRESENT EVER. 158 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:56,620 [Pearl squealing] 159 00:05:56,655 --> 00:06:00,172 THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD! 160 00:06:00,206 --> 00:06:02,413 - [sighs] 161 00:06:02,448 --> 00:06:04,413 - THE BANNER'S UP, MR. KRABS. 162 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,586 - I'VE HAD THAT SINCE THE DAY SHE WAS BORN. 163 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:08,827 [sniffles] I GOT IT ON SALE. 164 00:06:08,862 --> 00:06:11,482 - I'M SURE SHE'LL LOVE IT, MR. KRABS. 165 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:13,620 - [blows nose] 166 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:17,827 - THIS SEA PONY IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. 167 00:06:17,862 --> 00:06:21,344 DO YOU WANT TO COME HOME AND BE MY PONY? 168 00:06:21,379 --> 00:06:23,448 - [panting] - WEE! 169 00:06:23,482 --> 00:06:25,068 - [groans] 170 00:06:27,206 --> 00:06:28,379 - PEARL, COME HERE. 171 00:06:28,413 --> 00:06:30,172 THIS IS SO CORAL. 172 00:06:30,206 --> 00:06:31,793 - [sighs] 173 00:06:34,965 --> 00:06:38,482 - OH, MY GOSH. IT'S BILLY FISHKIN. 174 00:06:38,517 --> 00:06:40,172 all: HI, BILLY. 175 00:06:40,206 --> 00:06:41,172 - MEEP. 176 00:06:41,206 --> 00:06:43,034 [all sighing] 177 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:45,000 - OH, ISN'T HE DREAMY? 178 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:49,172 [scanner beeps] 179 00:06:49,206 --> 00:06:51,172 - PRICE CHECK ON FOUR. 180 00:06:51,206 --> 00:06:52,551 - MEEP. 181 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:55,034 - I FINISHED PEARL'S PORTRAIT, MR. KRABS. 182 00:06:55,068 --> 00:06:58,379 IT'S A TRUE MASTERPIECE. 183 00:06:58,413 --> 00:06:59,758 - HEY... 184 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:01,931 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE HIRED THAT ICE SCULPTOR. 185 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:03,103 - ICE SCULPTOR? 186 00:07:03,137 --> 00:07:05,241 ANY FOOL CAN SCULPT IN ICE. 187 00:07:05,275 --> 00:07:06,931 IT TAKES TRUE GENIUS 188 00:07:06,965 --> 00:07:10,172 TO TRANSFORM 400 POUNDS OF RAW KRABBY PATTIES 189 00:07:10,206 --> 00:07:13,413 INTO A WORK OF SUCH MAJESTY. 190 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:15,000 - YEAH. 191 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:16,689 WELL, WE'VE GOT THE DECOR COVERED. 192 00:07:16,724 --> 00:07:19,413 NOW, HOW ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT? LET ME SEE HERE. 193 00:07:19,448 --> 00:07:22,896 PEARL WANTS SOME BOY BAND CALLED BOYS WHO CRY. 194 00:07:22,931 --> 00:07:24,172 - BOYS WHO CRY? 195 00:07:24,206 --> 00:07:25,620 THEY'RE MY FAVORITE BAND. 196 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:28,896 THEY CHARGE A MILLION DOLLARS JUST TO SHOW UP. 197 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:31,103 IF YOU WANT THEM TO LIP-SYNC, IT'LL RUN INTO REAL MONEY. 198 00:07:31,137 --> 00:07:32,310 - YOU'RE A REAL FAN, HUH? 199 00:07:32,344 --> 00:07:33,344 - OH, YEAH. 200 00:07:33,379 --> 00:07:35,310 I KNOW ALL THEIR SONGS. 201 00:07:35,344 --> 00:07:36,344 - HMM. 202 00:07:36,379 --> 00:07:38,068 ALL THEIR SONGS? 203 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,068 beep! cha-ching! 204 00:07:54,655 --> 00:07:56,482 beep! cha-ching! 205 00:08:03,655 --> 00:08:06,793 [beeping and cash register dinging repeatedly] 206 00:08:06,827 --> 00:08:10,413 - WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF MY DAD GOT ME THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY? 207 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,517 - IT SURE WOULD BE, IF HE WAS COOL... 208 00:08:12,551 --> 00:08:14,724 WHICH HE'S NOT. [girls laughing] 209 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:18,620 - YEAH, HE PROBABLY GOT ME ANOTHER BOX OF STAPLES. 210 00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:22,586 - IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE PARTY TO START. 211 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:24,482 - I'M BACK, MR. KRABS. 212 00:08:24,517 --> 00:08:25,827 - SPONGEBOB, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 213 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:27,551 AND WHERE'S PEARL'S PRESENT? 214 00:08:27,586 --> 00:08:30,517 - THE DELIVERY TRUCK WILL BE HERE MOMENTARILY. 215 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,310 - HERE SHE COMES, MR. KRABS. 216 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:35,758 - EVERYBODY GET IN POSITION. 217 00:08:35,793 --> 00:08:39,000 all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 218 00:08:39,034 --> 00:08:40,931 - "IT'S A BOY"? 219 00:08:40,965 --> 00:08:42,310 [laughing] 220 00:08:42,344 --> 00:08:44,172 - DADDY! 221 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:46,655 [all crunching] 222 00:08:46,689 --> 00:08:49,172 [all gagging and coughing] 223 00:08:49,206 --> 00:08:51,620 - STALE POPCORN. 224 00:08:54,586 --> 00:08:56,655 IT TASTES LIKE DISHWATER. 225 00:08:56,689 --> 00:08:58,482 - IT IS DISHWATER. 226 00:08:58,517 --> 00:09:01,310 [all gagging and coughing] 227 00:09:01,344 --> 00:09:04,586 - IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ME? 228 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,931 IT'S MADE OUT OF KRABBY PATTIES. 229 00:09:06,965 --> 00:09:08,724 GROSS! 230 00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:11,000 - WHO WANTS CAKE? 231 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:13,379 - WELL, THE CAKE DOES LOOK GOOD. 232 00:09:13,413 --> 00:09:14,379 chomp! 233 00:09:14,413 --> 00:09:15,517 [gags] 234 00:09:15,551 --> 00:09:18,034 IT'S MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD. 235 00:09:18,068 --> 00:09:19,482 - AND FROSTING. 236 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,517 - WOW, PEARL. 237 00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:23,344 16 LAME PARTIES IN A ROW. 238 00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:25,172 MUST BE A NEW RECORD. 239 00:09:25,206 --> 00:09:26,482 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 240 00:09:26,517 --> 00:09:27,482 - WAIT. 241 00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:28,517 DON'T LEAVE. 242 00:09:28,551 --> 00:09:31,000 MY DAD GOT BOYS WHO CRY TO PLAY. 243 00:09:31,034 --> 00:09:33,206 YOU DID GET BOYS WHO CRY, RIGHT? 244 00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:35,482 - OOH, EVEN BETTER, SWEETIE. 245 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:36,482 HIT IT. 246 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:38,034 [RandB music begins] 247 00:09:38,068 --> 00:09:40,827 - HELLO, LADIES. 248 00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:43,689 ♪ WHEN MY TEAR DUCTS GIVE ISSUE ♪ 249 00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:46,827 ♪ I CAN'T USE JUST ANY TISSUE 250 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:48,482 ♪ I NEED FOUR-PLY 251 00:09:48,517 --> 00:09:49,551 ♪ FOUR-PLY 252 00:09:49,586 --> 00:09:50,551 ♪ FOUR-PLY 253 00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:52,000 ♪ WHEN I CRY 254 00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:54,000 ♪ HUH! 255 00:09:54,034 --> 00:09:56,482 - HEY, THAT IS NOT BOYS WHO CRY. 256 00:09:56,517 --> 00:09:57,827 - YEAH. 257 00:09:57,862 --> 00:09:59,034 - BOO! 258 00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:00,034 - WHAT A RIP-OFF. 259 00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:01,172 - THIS STINKS! 260 00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:03,655 - DADDY, HOW COULD YOU? 261 00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:08,482 I GAVE YOU A LIST. 262 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:11,206 [sobbing] 263 00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:13,344 - PEARL, COME BACK. 264 00:10:15,344 --> 00:10:16,689 smack! 265 00:10:18,137 --> 00:10:19,862 - YOU RUINED EVERYTHING. 266 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:23,310 YOU COULDN'T STOP BEING CHEAP, EVEN FOR ME. 267 00:10:23,344 --> 00:10:26,172 [sobbing] 268 00:10:26,206 --> 00:10:28,482 - I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU SOMEHOW, PEARL. 269 00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:30,034 - THAT'S IT! 270 00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:31,137 BACK IT UP. 271 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,000 RIGHT THERE. 272 00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:34,310 LET 'ER GO. 273 00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:35,965 crash! 274 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,206 - YOU BOUGHT ME A BOAT? 275 00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:44,482 - I DID? 276 00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:45,517 I MEAN... 277 00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:46,517 I DID? 278 00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,206 all: WOW. 279 00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:54,034 - OH, DADDY, I DON'T KNOW HOW IT COULD GET BETTER THAN THIS. 280 00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:55,482 - JUST WATCH. 281 00:10:55,517 --> 00:10:57,137 HIT IT, BOYS. 282 00:10:57,172 --> 00:11:00,000 [smooth RandB music begins] 283 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,551 - ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, GIRL 284 00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:05,689 ♪ ON YOUR 16TH BIRTHDAY 285 00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:07,758 ♪ WE'LL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU, GIRL ♪ 286 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:11,034 ♪ EVERYONE HAS TO DO JUST WHAT YOU SAY ♪ 287 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:14,655 ♪ YOU'LL GET YOUR VERY OWN SPOTLIGHT TONIGHT ♪ 288 00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:16,655 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU 289 00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:19,068 ♪ YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT PEARL 290 00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,413 ♪ YOU'RE THE BIRTHDAY GIRL - BOY. 291 00:11:20,448 --> 00:11:22,379 HOW MUCH IS ALL THIS COSTING ME? 292 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,172 - HERE'S THE RECEIPT. - [gasps] 293 00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:25,172 [alarm bell rings] 294 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,172 I OUGHT TO-- 295 00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:27,448 - OH, DADDY. 296 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:30,482 YOU GOT ME EVERYTHING I WANTED. 297 00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,689 smooch! 298 00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:36,827 - AH, NOTHING'S TOO GOOD FOR ME DAUGHTER. 299 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,517 - YOU'RE A GOOD DAD, MR. KRABS. 300 00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:54,137 - DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK, BOY. 301 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,655 - OKAY, GARY. 302 00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:57,758 READY FOR YOUR YEARLY SHELL-WAXING? 303 00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:59,000 - [meows] 304 00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:05,965 [whirring] 305 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,620 JUST LOOK AT THAT SHINE. 306 00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:11,137 NOW, LET'S CHECK UNDER THE HOOD. 307 00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:13,793 JEEZ, GARY. THIS PLACE IS A REAL SNAIL-STY. 308 00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:15,068 - [meows] 309 00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:16,482 - STILL? FROM NEW YEAR'S EVE? 310 00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:17,758 - [horn blowing] 311 00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:19,000 - WHAT? 312 00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,551 I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS, GARY! 313 00:12:21,586 --> 00:12:24,517 MY FAVORITE NOVELTY T-SHIRT. [doorbell rings] 314 00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:26,034 OOH! SOMEONE'S HERE. 315 00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:31,517 - SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 316 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,034 - SPECIAL DELIVERY? 317 00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:34,827 JUST FOR ME? 318 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,206 YOU THINK I'M... 319 00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:37,206 SPECIAL? 320 00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:39,379 [wailing] 321 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:42,068 - ALL RIGHT, DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS 322 00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:44,034 EVERY TIME I GIVE YOU YOUR MAIL? 323 00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:45,206 SHEESH! 324 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:46,448 - WHAT COULD IT BE TODAY, GARY? 325 00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:47,448 - [meows] 326 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:48,517 - A VIDEOTAPE? 327 00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:50,034 "YOU'RE A WINNER! 328 00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:52,482 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS." 329 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:55,448 I'M SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 330 00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:59,103 TV announcer: KARATE ISLAND! 331 00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:01,275 A SERENE AND EXOTIC LOCATION 332 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,862 WHERE NATURE AND BEAUTY ABOUND 333 00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:05,448 AND HUNDREDS OF FIGHTING STYLES COLLIDE 334 00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:07,379 IN A WAVE OF NON-STOP, PULSATING, 335 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,551 NO-HOLDS BARRED ACTION! 336 00:13:09,586 --> 00:13:12,206 FOR CENTURIES, THE WORLD'S TOP KARATE ARTISTS 337 00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:16,379 HAVE JOURNEYED TO THIS LAND TO BE CROWNED KING OF KARATE. 338 00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:17,517 - KING... 339 00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:18,689 OF KARATE? 340 00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:20,206 announcer: NOW IT'S YOUR TURN... 341 00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:22,034 - SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 342 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,034 announcer: YOU'VE WON AN ALL-EXPENSE PAID TRIP 343 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,482 TO KARATE ISLAND... 344 00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:27,034 HIYAH! 345 00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:28,896 WHERE YOU WILL BE CROWNED THIS YEAR'S 346 00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:31,379 KING OF KARATE. 347 00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:32,655 - OOH... 348 00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:34,206 DID YOU HEAR THAT, GARY? 349 00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,068 I'M GOING TO CROWNED... 350 00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:38,896 [shouts indistinctly] 351 00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:40,275 KING OF KARATE! 352 00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:46,068 WHOO-HOO! 353 00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:49,034 HI... 354 00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:50,034 YAH! 355 00:13:50,068 --> 00:13:51,310 - HOWDY, SPONGEBOB. 356 00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:52,482 - HELLO, SANDY. 357 00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:53,655 HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS? 358 00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:55,793 I'VE BEEN INVITED TO KARATE ISLAND 359 00:13:55,827 --> 00:13:57,551 TO BE CROWNED THE KING OF KARATE. 360 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,724 - KARATE ISLAND? 361 00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:00,000 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF KARATE ISLAND. 362 00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,482 - OH, SURE, SANDY, 363 00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:02,793 ALL THE BIG KARATE EXPERTS GO THERE. 364 00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:04,000 - BUT... 365 00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:05,758 MY KARATE IS BETTER THAN YOURS BY A COUNTRY MILE, 366 00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:07,413 AND I'VE NEVER BEEN INVITED. 367 00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:09,034 - MAYBE YOUR KARATE WAS THE BEST, 368 00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:11,620 BUT NOW THEY'VE RECOGNIZED A NEW NUMBER ONE. 369 00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:13,551 - THERE'S SOMETHING ROTTEN IN THE ALAMO. 370 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,965 I'D BETTER TAG ALONG WITH YOU 371 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,275 AND SEE IF IT'S ON THE UP-AND-UP. 372 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:17,689 - ALL RIGHT, SANDY, 373 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,896 YOU CAN COME WITH ME TO WITNESS MY "CROWNING" MOMENT. 374 00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:21,000 [laughing] 375 00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:25,206 ARE WE THERE YET? 376 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,724 - YUP, THAT'S IT OVER THERE. 377 00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:28,965 - WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT'S KARATE ISLAND? 378 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,206 - I DON'T KNOW. 379 00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:31,344 LUCKY GUESS? 380 00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:46,413 - HELLO, THERE, THE KING OF KARATE HAS ARRIVED. 381 00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:49,689 - WELCOME TO MY ISLAND, SPONGEBOB-SAN. 382 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,517 - OH, THANK YOU. 383 00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:52,793 - I AM MASTER UDON. 384 00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:55,172 - HOWDY, MASTER UDON. SANDY CHEEKS. 385 00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:57,137 I DO A LITTLE KARATE MYSELF. 386 00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:58,896 - SANDY, SANDY, SANDY. 387 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:02,413 MR. UDON ISN'T INTERESTED IN A KARATE NOVICE LIKE YOU. 388 00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:05,068 HE ONLY HAS TIME FOR ROYALTY. 389 00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:06,655 - OH, BROTHER. 390 00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:09,206 - PLEASE, SHOW ME SOME OF YOUR MOVES, 391 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,034 MASTER SPONGEBOB. 392 00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:14,000 - YOU HEAR THAT, SANDY? HE CALLED ME "MASTER." 393 00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,793 BRING ON YOUR BEST FIGHTERS! 394 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,172 I'LL TRY TO GO EASY ON THEM. 395 00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,206 - HIYAH! 396 00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:19,827 [thugs growling] 397 00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:21,551 - SPONGEBOB, YOUR KARATE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH 398 00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,034 TO HANDLE THOSE SIDEWINDERS. 399 00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:24,241 - PA-SHAW! 400 00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:25,379 WATCH AND LEARN, SISTER. 401 00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:27,517 [shouts indistinctly] 402 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:31,206 - [groaning] 403 00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:33,724 [last breath sputters] 404 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,448 - YUP, THAT'S HOW THE KING OF KARATE DOES IT. 405 00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:36,896 WHO'S NEXT? 406 00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:40,068 - SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE RANCID RODEO AROUND HERE. 407 00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:41,517 [thudding] 408 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:43,413 - EXCELLENT. 409 00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:46,206 TRULY, YOU ARE KING OF KARATE. 410 00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:47,689 - THE ONE AND ONLY. 411 00:15:47,724 --> 00:15:50,793 - WE MUST MAKE READY FOR YOUR CORONATION. 412 00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:53,689 - I'M READY TO BE KING OF KARATE! 413 00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:56,137 [gong crashes] 414 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,827 - KING OF KARATE-SAN, 415 00:15:57,862 --> 00:16:01,379 IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE 416 00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:03,103 ON YOUR THRONE. 417 00:16:03,137 --> 00:16:05,793 - MY THRONE. 418 00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:11,206 - ALL RIGHT, UDON, I'M ONTO YOU. 419 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:14,068 THIS PLACE IS AS CROOKED AS A DIZZY SIDEWINDER. 420 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,068 - COME, SANDY, 421 00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:16,551 TAKE YOUR PLACE NEXT TO THE KING 422 00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:18,206 AND SHARE IN MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT. 423 00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:19,689 clap! clap! 424 00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:22,103 BRING A SEAT FOR MY AIR-BREATHING FRIEND. 425 00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:29,724 - SPONGEBOB, Y'ALL ARE GETTING A BIT WILY. 426 00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:32,379 - OH, DO I DETECT A NOTE OF JEALOUSLY, SANDY? 427 00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:35,206 - HECK, I COULD KARATE YOU INTO A COUNTRY FIDDLE 428 00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,068 WITH ONE PAW TIED BEHIND MY BACK. 429 00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:38,103 - [laughing] 430 00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:40,206 BUT WHO'S BEING CROWNED KING OF KARATE? 431 00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:41,689 NOT YOU. 432 00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,206 - I'M GETTING OFF THIS CRAZY TRAIN! 433 00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,724 [mumbling] 434 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:47,379 - MASTER, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER. 435 00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:51,137 SHE IS MISSING OUT ON THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME. 436 00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:52,344 [laughs] 437 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,793 LET THE CORONATION BEGIN! 438 00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:57,965 - SANDY'S GONNA MISS OUT BIG-TIME. 439 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,862 [gasps] 440 00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:09,379 click! 441 00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:10,689 - THAT DANG SPONGEBOB. 442 00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,068 WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? 443 00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,724 I TAUGHT THAT YELLOW EGOMANIAC 444 00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:15,310 EVERYTHING HE KNOWS ABOUT FIGHTING, 445 00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:16,344 AND THAT AIN'T MUCH. 446 00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:18,931 - NO! 447 00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:20,137 - SPONGEBOB'S IN TROUBLE! 448 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,758 [SpongeBob continues screaming] 449 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,689 SPONGEBOB IS THE "KING OF KARATE." 450 00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:25,034 HE DOESN'T NEED ME. 451 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:26,862 EH, HE CAN HANDLE THIS HIMSELF. 452 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:28,586 - SANDY, I NEED YOU! 453 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,241 I CAN'T HANDLE THIS MYSELF! 454 00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:31,689 - HOLD ON, BUDDY! 455 00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:34,655 - NO! 456 00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:35,655 SANDY! 457 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:36,896 - SHE WILL NEVER REACH YOU. 458 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,344 SHE MUST FIRST PASS THROUGH... 459 00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:39,379 - [screaming] 460 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:42,344 - THE FOUR FLOORS OF FEAR. 461 00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,034 - SPONGEBOB? 462 00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:45,034 - HA. 463 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:46,206 HA-HA-HA. 464 00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:47,586 YOU CANNOT PASS 465 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,482 UNLESS YOU DEFEAT ME, THE TICKLER, 466 00:17:49,517 --> 00:17:50,758 AND MY IRON-FINGER STYLE. 467 00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,379 HA-HA! 468 00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:56,344 HA-HA. 469 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,310 LOOK! - HUH? 470 00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,137 [giggling] 471 00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,689 - PREPARE FOR THE TICKLING OF YOUR LIFE! 472 00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:04,241 TASTE THESE! 473 00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:06,034 OH, NO! 474 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,758 JELLY-FILLED DOUGHNUTS! 475 00:18:07,793 --> 00:18:09,551 HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE MY WEAKNESS? 476 00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:11,793 NO ONE CAN RESIST JELLY-FILLED. 477 00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:12,793 HIYAH! 478 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:15,344 HIYAH! 479 00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:17,137 HIYAH! HIYAH! 480 00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:18,275 HIYAH! 481 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,103 STICKY AROUND. 482 00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:20,896 I'LL BE BACK WITH THE GLAZED. 483 00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:23,034 - I COULD USE A WET-NAP. 484 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,310 - ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT? 485 00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:26,689 - HALT. 486 00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:31,034 NO ONE ADVANCES PAST ME, LIP SERVICE, 487 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:36,068 AND MY POWER-FLEXY DYNAMO-LIP THRUSTER STYLE. 488 00:18:36,103 --> 00:18:37,758 - HIYAH! 489 00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:40,620 - DANCE, SQUIRREL! DANCE! 490 00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,034 [laughing] 491 00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:46,379 - ADVANCED HAIR-DRYER STYLE. 492 00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:47,724 - [laughing] 493 00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:50,206 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO DO WITH THAT? 494 00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:53,275 [whirring] 495 00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:54,448 OH, NO! 496 00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:56,793 NOT CHAPPED LIPS! 497 00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:58,517 OH! 498 00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:00,827 [grinding] 499 00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:01,862 crunch! 500 00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:04,310 - THAT'S ENOUGH LIP OUT OF YOU. 501 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,344 [crunching] 502 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,448 [shatters] 503 00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:09,551 WHAA! 504 00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:16,344 - NO ONE HAS EVER MADE IT TO THE LAIR OF FILTHY PHIL. 505 00:19:17,586 --> 00:19:20,551 NO ONE PASSES EXCEPT ME. 506 00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:26,310 NOW, FEEL THE STING OF MY HORRIBLE BODY ODOR! 507 00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:30,689 [grunting] 508 00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:32,379 [pinging] 509 00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:33,655 - HA-HA, PHIL! 510 00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:36,551 YOUR FOUL STENCH CAN'T PERMEATE MY FRESH-AIR DOME. 511 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,206 - FRESH-AIR DOME? 512 00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:40,517 [inhaling] 513 00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:41,689 MAN. 514 00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,517 I REALLY DO STINK. 515 00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:49,275 - HIYAH! 516 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:52,034 - YOU ARE ONE IMPRESSIVE SQUIRREL. 517 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,965 YOU EVEN MADE A COSTUME CHANGE. 518 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,448 - RELEASE SPONGEBOB! 519 00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:57,517 - NEVER. 520 00:19:57,551 --> 00:19:58,862 thud! 521 00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,275 - [grunting] 522 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:04,172 - HE IS FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE UNTIL... 523 00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:06,413 HE SIGNS THIS CONTRACT. 524 00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:08,931 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - REAL ESTATE. 525 00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:10,206 - YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE THING WAS A SCAM 526 00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:11,724 TO GET US TO BUY REAL ESTATE? 527 00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:12,896 - YES. 528 00:20:12,931 --> 00:20:14,862 IF THERE WAS A REAL KARATE ISLAND, 529 00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:16,310 I'D BE A MILLIONAIRE. 530 00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:18,586 - YOU MEAN I'M NOT KING OF KARATE? 531 00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,620 - NO. 532 00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:22,172 BUT YOU COULD BE KING OF CONDOS. 533 00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:23,689 HERE, LET ME EXPLAIN. 534 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:25,206 IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE. 535 00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:26,482 YOU SEE, 536 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,862 IF YOU INVEST IN A TIMESHARE HERE ON CONDO ISLAND, 537 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:34,241 YOU CAN SEE YOUR EQUITY INCREASE TENFOLD. 538 00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:37,034 PERHAPS YOU AND YOUR YELLOW FRIEND 539 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,827 WOULD LIKE TO SET UP A TIMESHARE PLAN? 540 00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:41,517 - DON'T DO IT, SANDY! 541 00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:44,275 - [chanting indistinctly] 542 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,620 HIYAH! 543 00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:55,896 I WON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR TIMESHARE VACATION SCAM! 544 00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:58,620 - THEN GIVE IN TO MY FISTS. 545 00:20:58,655 --> 00:21:01,310 [grunting] 546 00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:05,482 - [grunting] 547 00:21:12,241 --> 00:21:13,379 HIYAH! 548 00:21:13,413 --> 00:21:14,586 - [roars] 549 00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:25,241 [smacking and groaning] 550 00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,310 [screams] 551 00:21:41,827 --> 00:21:43,379 [screams] 552 00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:46,827 [screams] 553 00:21:46,862 --> 00:21:50,793 [screaming] 554 00:21:50,827 --> 00:21:53,137 splash! 555 00:21:53,172 --> 00:21:55,413 - YOU'RE IN THE SOUP NOW, UDON! 556 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,275 - SANDY, I'M SORRY I ACTED LIKE A JERK BACK THERE. 557 00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:01,827 THANKS FOR SAVING ME FROM... 558 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:02,827 gulp! 559 00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:04,344 BUYING A CONDO. 560 00:22:04,379 --> 00:22:07,551 - OH, SHUCKS, SPONGEBOB, THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR. 561 00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:09,034 - I STILL HAVE ONE QUESTION, THOUGH. 562 00:22:09,068 --> 00:22:11,689 DOES THIS MEAN I'M NOT KING OF KARATE ANYMORE? 563 00:22:11,724 --> 00:22:13,689 - YOU ARE IN MY BOOK, SPONGEBOB. 564 00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:16,068 YOU ARE IN MY BOOK. 565 00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:17,689 NOW, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT REAL ESTATE. 566 00:22:17,724 --> 00:22:20,275 IT'S ALL ABOUT LOCATION... 567 00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,379 - I'M HERE! 568 00:22:23,413 --> 00:22:27,241 THE KING OF CLARINETS HAS ARRIVED! 569 00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:30,034 [mysterious music playing] 570 00:22:30,068 --> 00:22:32,344 ♪ 571 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:38,241 [lilting ukulele music] 572 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:45,310 ♪